There’s something deliciously perverse about writing an article on minimalism while sitting at my beautifully cluttered desk, surrounded by books and files that threaten to avalanche at any moment, empty coffee cups creating their own installation abstract art, and enough scattered papers to paint a small castle. The irony is not lost on me. In fact, it’s precisely this contradiction that makes the exercise so fascinating – like foodie writing about fasting or a hoarder writing an ode to empty spaces. My office, with its archaeological layers of literary detritus, is a defiant monument to maximalism in an increasingly free world.
The minimalist movement, our current cultural obsession with less, beckons like a siren song of simplified serenity. Picture, if you will, my life has transformed into a sparse, hollowed-out refined dream: my wardrobe reduced to three identical black turtlenecks, a single perfectly spherical orange one for sustenance, and a bed that’s really just ‘a yoga mat with pretensions. This vision of ascetic perfection haunts the Instagram feeds of millions, promising a life unburdened by the weight of material goods. But there is something almost religious in this devotion to absence as if empty space itself had become our new divinity.
The modern minimalist aesthetic has become the visual Esperanto of our time, a universal language of emptiness that costs more than abundance. That $8,200 stereo system in Steve Jobs’ famous bare living room wasn’t exactly a testament to simplicity. This is perhaps the greatest sleight of hand in the minimalist movement – how it transformed scarcity into luxury, turning the absence of things into the ultimate status symbol. It’s poverty chic for the privileged, a carefully curated void that requires significant wealth to maintain.

Consider my hypothetical transformation into a minimalist convert. I would have to say goodbye to my beloved collection of worn cookbooks, each stained page a memoir of meals past. Every touch of red wine and buttery fingerprints tells a story of gatherings that stretched into the early hours, of recipes that were attempted and sometimes gloriously failed. These books are not just educational manuals; These are historical documents of a life lived through the lens of culinary adventure. Each book represents not only recipes, relationships, memories and the kind of spontaneous gatherings that happen when you have more than one chair in your home.
Spare me the minimalist cooking manifestos with their stark lists of “essentials” – one high-heat oil, one low-heat oil and the culinary equivalent of a monk’s cell. True Cook’s kitchen is a glorious chaos of possibility, a treasure trove where that mysterious can of lychas might just become tomorrow’s inspiration and where three different types of mustard are not excess but essential nuances.
While minimalists preach their gospel of streamlined simplicity, those who love to cook know that creativity requires options — lots of them. Yes, your kitchen can look duller with just “the basics,” but what happens when a recipe calls for fermented black garlic or that expensive peppercorn you impulsively bought it? three years ago? The “no-frills” approach might work for those content with a lifetime of simple stir-fries, but true culinary adventure requires an adequately stocked pantry – one that looks less like a magazine spread and more like an expedition supplier for gastronomic expeditions into the Jungle of unexplored culinary flavors.
And what about our forty plus layers, isn’t there an undeniable magic in an overflowing wardrobe, where each item of clothing tells its own story, carrying the weight of memories and moments lived ? Unlike the sterile efficiency of a minimalist closet, these collected treasures serve as a personal museum of our lives, with aging pieces holding particular allures through their connection to bygone eras. A coat passed down with decades of history, my late father’s scarf or dressing gown – each piece becomes more than just clothing; They become artifacts of our personal history, telling stories about who we were, where we have been, and who we have become. Our old clothes function as more than just body covering; They are tinged with nostalgia, carrying in their fibers the essence of decades past, celebrations remembered and lives lived to the fullest. In an age of fast fashion and disposable clothing, there is something deeply human about maintaining this textile treasure trove of memories.
And this urban aberration, the minimalist garden – nature’s equivalent of a corporate PowerPoint presentation. While our contemporary landscapers continue their obsession with “restrained plantings” and “solid landscape lines” (making your garden look like a Dermot Bannon napkin sketch), Mother Nature sits back and laughs hysterically at our attempts to put her in a straight jacket. These botanical training camps, where every blade of grass must command attention and no flower dares to bloom without proper permission, represent humanity’s most ambitious attempt to give the natural world a violation of the directive of the EU.
Research shows that native diversity strengthens ecosystems, which is nature’s polite way of saying “Your minimalist garden is about as natural as Peig Sayers doing yoga.” It’s time we stopped trying to turn our gardens into outdoor apple shops and embraced the glorious chaos of natural abundance. After all, when was the last time you saw a prairie minimalist file their taxes? Let the plants run wild, let the boundaries blur, and let life express itself in all its messy and beautiful glory – just like nature intended before you decide to give it the equivalent of a geometric haircut.
Yet there is something undeniably alluring about the promise of uncluttered living, particularly in our age of excess where the average Irish home is seemingly drowning in a sea of Bric-a-Brac. The minimalist movement speaks to our collective exhaustion with stuff, our desire for something more authentic than another Amazon Prime delivery dropped at our doorstep. Perhaps it’s a defense against the crushing weight of consumerism, a desperate attempt to find meaning in the absence of things rather than in their accumulation.
But this is where I break ranks with our modern aesthetic monks: I believe in the beautiful chaos of abundance. Please give me the overflowing shelves, the mismatched china, the drawer full of mysterious cables that might one day come in handy. Give me the luxury of choice, the comfort of excess, the joy of unnecessary beauty. In a world increasingly defined by digital minimalism and cloud storage, there is something wonderfully provocative about physical abundance. Polaroid memories on faded paper are far more powerful than digital files entered onto a forgotten hard drive.
Life, in all its gloriously messy glory, is not meant to be contained in perfectly organized boxes. It is supposed to spread, surprise, accumulate physical evidence of lived experiences and memories. Every object in our homes is a thread in the tapestry of our lives, and minimalism threatens to unravel this rich fabric in favor of a monochromatic existence.
The true art of life is not owning less – it’s appreciating more. It is by understanding that each object has a story, that clutter can be a form of autobiography, that excess can be a kind of poetry. In our rush to simplify, streamline, and spark joy through elimination, we risk losing the very things that make our spaces uniquely ours: the beautiful accidents, the unplanned acquisitions, the inherited quirks that would never reverberate through a reheat by an enthusiastic minimalist.
So while our reductive friends nest in their perfectly organized spaces, sparking joy with their carefully counted possessions, I will be here in my maximalist paradise, surrounded by the beautiful detritus of a life well lived. I will continue to collect memories in the form of objects, to embrace the chaos of abundance, to find joy in the unnecessary and excessive. After all, isn’t excess just abundance with better PR?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go buy another completely useless but utterly delicious second-hand book. Or maybe twelve. Because in the end, the most valuable thing we own isn’t our possessions or our empty spaces – it’s our ability to find beauty in both excess and absence, to create meaning through the things we choose to keep around us and recognize that sometimes, more really is more.